It's our duty!
Kitathalla
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Or the one I personally love: "Just like the first guys, we all experienced the ride up, and no wants to be there when these pilots land. That's why we jump out of the plane!" /cue_the_door_opening
For those who don't know, the plane often lands before the skydivers do. Figure that one out...
I think either keep your names as is
Uh... that was exactly what I said...
So why does the woman have to do it?
And that was exactly what I was saying I wouldn't do...
I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.
The only reason I wouldn't want to take my partner's name, or have the partner take mine, is the same reason I wouldn't want to blend. It's just a headache to make sure everything is changed. It's why you see a lot of people who published research before their marriage continue to publish under the same name even if they changed their name. It's a major hassle.
Jokes on me, I'm the gym owner. One pullup bar, a vest that can have weights put in, and some adjustable dumbells, and I can do just about everything. The rowing machine is just a plus.
HA! I made it to elder wizard status. Your memes have no power here! croak, die
Screams are right after the grunts in my opinion. They come uncalled.
Be a manly man and twist the container open by rotating your hands opposite of the seam's direction. If you get in some real manly grunting and groaning you'll be pleasantly surprised to know that your manly courage won't be questioned because everyone will focus on the body.
Also probiotic in itself is not a real thing
Oh please do go and fuck off. I've had to spend a ridiculous portion of my life reading the research on probiotics, and how they work is not entirely understood, but it's a far better established idea than "[introducing] more fuckboy dudes" into the targeted ecosystem.
The defense can try to reject any juror that shows significant malice. Oftentimes both sides only have so many that they can strike from the potential juror pool unless the judge agrees there is enough bias to sway someone.
...and since this entire thread started because the judge is married to a previous executive of a healthcare* company, well, good luck Luigi defense.
Do you have to have the person in line-of-sight? Is awareness of them enough? Do they need to hear you? Do they need to see you? The "on command" bit is what makes me think they need to be able to be given a command, so at the very least have a speaker nearby. It's a great bluff though. Who, after all, would actually question it once you've made them go several times.
The diarrhoea bit is an idea though. Can you make them poop in different ways? If you can make them have loose, watery stools could you also go the other direction and make them shit bricks? Take 100 men, make them shit bricks, and now you have an industry of adamantium-strength building material. Scale it up as business grows. The world would design around the piddling side effect that the hardest material in the universe is fecal matter. Masks with jasmine would become standard. People would wear skintight bodysuits that are easily removed and recycled in the intimate parts of their homes/offices that are made from non fecal material. Cleanliness would take over the world by necessity. You could be the start of a beautiful, shit-built world...