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"Sorry, I got to return this video"

"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"

"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"

"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"

"Do you know where a phone is?"

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 118 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceFox@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Surly there were always people who say things like "wow, I can't believe this thing is happening it's like it's 2004" or something.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

"it's literally the year two thousand and four"

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[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 99 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes."

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"No body ever got fired for choosing IBM"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

They don’t actually fire, they do β€œperformance improvement plans”.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yeah, the classic PIP'd manoever. I worked with a few good guys who got ~~fired without cause~~ PIP'd and let go even though their performance was fine

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Nobody referred to videos as "VHS" unless they were explicitly trying to distinguish the medium from betamax. They just called them "videos" and "tapes" or "videotape."

for example: Hey can I borrow that tape?

That movie just came out on video.

Be kind, rewind your videotape.

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't believe gas is over $2 a gallon now.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

β€œJared from Subway is such an inspiration!”

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Get off the internet, I'm expecting a call"

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Osama Bin who?" And in a similar vein, "Jihad? That's a Dune reference, right?"

"I'll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it's time to pay for my kid's college tuition."

"The internet is just a fad."

"I'm so excited for the next The Matrix sequel."

"Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent."

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 33 points 2 weeks ago

I lost one of my Diablo install CDs can i borrow your set

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 32 points 2 weeks ago

itt: people thinking 20 years ago was 10 years ago.

"America will not abide Nazism."

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm excited for what the future has in store for me."

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[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve enjoyed my time talking with you and getting to understand how you see the world and, although I don’t agree with you, I’m glad to have had this exchange of opinions and will now reflect upon what I’ve learned.

[–] AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you heard of the Information superhighway?

"Will that be smoking or non smoking?" Asked as a restaurant

"I think you flooded it" in relation to a car not starting. (well unless you work on very old cars)

"I got it off Napster"

"want to listen to my mix tape?"

"I can burn you a CD of that"

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago

Do you Yahoo?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 23 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

"I can't believe you didn't put me in your top 8 on Myspace!!"

Also, "w00t!!"

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Hark, Alfred, the smith's apprentice, was taken by the plague - find your goodfellows and see if any of their sons of the working age would wish gainful employment to a kind master."

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

β€œSorry, I got to return this video”

2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn't widely aware of them until 2014.

How about "John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term" ?

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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"What do you think about John Kerry?"

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] wax@feddit.nu 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hang on, my pager is making a noise

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, some people in Lebanon disagree

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"We need to get WMDs out of Saddam's hands"

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamnit no. 20 years ago was the 80s bro.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Where did I leave my zip disk?

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

I borrow movies sometimes from the library, I've used that first one. (Sometimes you want a DVD of a kid's show instead of streaming it)

Also: looking for a phone, any phone in our house has happened.

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Let me check the answering machine.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

β€œSorry, I got to return this video”

You say that, although it's pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you're lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014

[–] minyaen@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I vividly remember... I was in the office and one of my coworkers comes up to me with a shit eating grin on his face - like he had something he wanted to share...

He said, "Have you ever heard of Bitcoin?" I said, "No..." He explained (sort of) what he thought it was, but sounded more like an investment opportunity (blah blah blah) less than 10 cents per... I didn't bite.

Lets just say this didn't age well for me, lmao.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

When I first read about Bitcoins, my takeaway was it was some kind of credits you could earn by using your unused use CPU cycles, but it wasn't a sure thing, it's a lottery, you have a chance to earn a credit (a "coin") every few minutes, as long as you keep donating your CPU cycles. (This was before gpu mining was a thing). I tried it, and after 3 days I had earned 3 coins, but then I looked into the value, and they were only worth about 10c each. That's less than the electricity it took to earn them. And you couldn't spend them anywhere, except that one pizza place, where it cost a few thousand coins for a pizza. There weren't even any exchanges to convert them to real currency if you wanted to.

I tried to find my coins years later, (when Bitcoins got to $2000 each), but I couldn't find the old hard drive the wallet was on.

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[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think a lot of these were still being said 20 years ago. People were using Netflix by mail and Redbox in the last 20 years.

Lots of people still had brick phones by Nokia, etc which had "speed dial". You would hold 1 for voicemail but could program 2-9 for other numbers.

Lost season 1 premiered in 2004 and you better believe people made plans around it's schedule to watch it.

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[–] root@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It's not working? Try blowing into the cartridge again.

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[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago

"hit me on my two-way"

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, I live down the steeet from the best remaining video rental store (Movie Madness in Portland, OR). Have run down to return videos pretty often this year!

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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Could you please not use the phone? Gotta dial up to connect to the BBS"

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[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's your AIM screen name?

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[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word "hook" in the context of "the phone is off the hook".

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[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Wassuuuuuuuupppp!

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ska is forever!

Blackberry and Nokia will always be around.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why didn't you page me back?

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