Kitathalla

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[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 10 points 1 month ago

Or the one I personally love: "Just like the first guys, we all experienced the ride up, and no wants to be there when these pilots land. That's why we jump out of the plane!" /cue_the_door_opening

For those who don't know, the plane often lands before the skydivers do. Figure that one out...

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think either keep your names as is

Uh... that was exactly what I said...

So why does the woman have to do it?

And that was exactly what I was saying I wouldn't do...

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The only reason I wouldn't want to take my partner's name, or have the partner take mine, is the same reason I wouldn't want to blend. It's just a headache to make sure everything is changed. It's why you see a lot of people who published research before their marriage continue to publish under the same name even if they changed their name. It's a major hassle.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 0 points 1 month ago

Jokes on me, I'm the gym owner. One pullup bar, a vest that can have weights put in, and some adjustable dumbells, and I can do just about everything. The rowing machine is just a plus.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 21 points 1 month ago

HA! I made it to elder wizard status. Your memes have no power here! croak, die

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

Screams are right after the grunts in my opinion. They come uncalled.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Be a manly man and twist the container open by rotating your hands opposite of the seam's direction. If you get in some real manly grunting and groaning you'll be pleasantly surprised to know that your manly courage won't be questioned because everyone will focus on the body.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol -3 points 2 months ago

Also probiotic in itself is not a real thing

Oh please do go and fuck off. I've had to spend a ridiculous portion of my life reading the research on probiotics, and how they work is not entirely understood, but it's a far better established idea than "[introducing] more fuckboy dudes" into the targeted ecosystem.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The defense can try to reject any juror that shows significant malice. Oftentimes both sides only have so many that they can strike from the potential juror pool unless the judge agrees there is enough bias to sway someone.

...and since this entire thread started because the judge is married to a previous executive of a healthcare* company, well, good luck Luigi defense.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the one! Was it antifreeze? I always thought it was water based to take advantage of the phase-change temperature difference.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yep, this is a junk drawer at its nascent stage.

My mother got into the pampered chef selling bulldonkey when I was young, and despite the dozens of items we got from them, only four really stood out, and she still has three of them. The ice cream scoop (how hard is it to make a shaped chunk of metal, after all), the kitchen shears (which were actually good quality), the slap-chop before there was a slap-chop brand (the one that is now missing/broken), and the kitchen organizer thing for the countertop: pic related. It was great for the longer shaped things, like some of what you have in the drawer. If the drawer bothers you that much, consider something that goes on the countertop or on the wall (or even a hanging pot organizer, which I love above a kitchen island.

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