Etterra

Meanwhile my dad and uncle: What do you mean my mug only holds half a pot of coffee?

They're gonna crush some vacationing stockbroker lol

That's because the moral outrage idiots out there throw a bitch fit even they see blood or hear swearing, which makes the idiots wasting money pushing ads touchy. Meanwhile everyone smart enough to go to the minor effort to block the ads have to suffer.

Meanwhile, smart people: I sure do love Libre Office.

Klaus is an international treasure.

*tires

But yes, indoor forklifts are very, very heavy and have smooth AF tires. You can practically drift certain forklifts if you know what you're doing.

We'll deserved though.

Once I forgot to drop my forks when I went to go into a truck, so I have the bay door 2 new ventilation holes.

Although I did come in one morning to see the mezzanine drooping dramatically on one side, apparently somebody on 3rd shift ROYALY fucked up. Lucky it wasn't structurally compromised to the point where it couldn't be fixed. He, uh, that guy got fired.

Steak fries, because everybody is stupid when they're 7.

Especially if it's braided and has extra large and durable connector thingies so it won't hard bend.

$20 total or per day? If total, then a dumb stylus for my phone. If per day, then junk food. As an American my retirement plan is to die from heart disease.

Ah yes, the most convenient of currencies - dried leaf.