BonesOfTheMoon

It's your funeral buddy.

I'm not going to tell people how to eat, but I will point out that if there was a time you should try plant based diets, that time is now.

No it happens in the dark winter mornings too. Only after I eat.

Outside of camping, the massive blackout of 2003.

https://www.cbc.ca/archives/the-great-north-america-blackout-of-2003-1.4683696

Why do I sneeze many times over after breakfast? Only breakfast.

Is it the Jewish space laser?

I work in health care, one of our delayed young patients needs urgent surgery for their condition. I called them because the surgeon's secretary tried to contact them several times re getting them in next week without success, and the parent told me they didn't want the surgery because they were certain that the surgeon would do "extra" procedures, which in their mind meant the patient would be given the COVID and flu vaccines while under anesthesia against their will. The doctor called them and explained that the patient needs it very badly and that nothing else would happen, so they reluctantly agreed, but they still called me yesterday fussing about this idea. I explained that there were several people in the OR for the procedure, not just the surgeon but nurses and residents and the anesthesiologist, and that none of them particularly wanted to lose their professional license doing something they didn't consent to even if for some reason the surgeon thought that stealth vaccinating the child was a good idea.

Um, surgeons don't consider it their job to secretly vaccinate people. In my decades of health care work I've only seen one technically unconsented patient because otherwise they would lose their limb and die of sepsis, and were so unable to respond to discussion about it and they had no next of kin or SDM, that the decision had to be made as life or death, because a pit bull mauled them so badly and ripped off a limb. (Sadly they lost the limb anyway). Surgeons really don't want to do that, and they sure as hell don't want to also stealth vaccinate crazy people.

I've had nine vaccines so far and have totally died nine times over, and also I glow in the dark and Bill Gates knows where I am at all times because I run on 5G.

Borax?? Omigod.

Do you mind if I ask you how you made it to Lemmy?

At my old grocery store they had a clerk who had a movement disorder of some sort, so she was sort of like the Chicken Lady. She was all done with figuring out what an unusual piece of produce was coded as, and she'd just toss it past the scanner and not charge you, bobbing and weaving away.

Checkmate I'm vegan so I don't have to worry about that. My spouse used to work in a winery that had a chicken coop and bring home many boxes of eggs for free before I went vegan, and you could keep them on the counter. Room temperature fresh eggs beat grocery store eggs by a million years for cooking with, go to a farm and buy a few boxes, they keep a very long time, and learn how to make Frank Prisinzano's crispy egg recipe.