"D-A-D" (Disneyland After Dark} made a couple that might fit.
"Bad Craziness" is probably the closest.
"Sleeping My Day Away" could also work.
"Home Alone 4" is perhaps a little bit melancholic but not a sob fest.
Honorable mention is; "I Won't Cut My Hair" it doesn't fit the prompt, but it's good for rocking out alone at home.
Dust and kitchen greasy-ness is easier to clean by changing the paper than by scrubbing the hard to reach places...
Eh? I guess? But still...
Well look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his 206 upvotes.
That depends on where you live though. Here in Denmark, as an example, we have a certificate called "Statskontrolleret økologisk" which basically translates to "Government-certified organic". There are specific guidelines and rules that need to be followed, to be allowed to use this seal on your product.
I find myself thinking this a lot. Someone goes; "and that's my theory about..." And I'm like; that's not a theory, that's a hypothesis...
T R I G G E R E D ! ! !
Personally I've had really good luck with the Netgear Nighthawk R7000 and R7800 models. They are supported by openWRT as well if you are into that. An issue might be that they are "only" WiFi 5 units. Some of the newer models in the Nighthawk series might be just as good, but i don't have personal experience with those...
Softmaker Freeoffice has worked brilliantly for me. It's very familiar if you are used to Microsoft Office, and it seems to do the compatibility part very, VERY well.
Honestly; instead of trying to tighten emissions restrictions (perhaps beyond feasible levels?), the EU should have just moved this date closer...
Edit: I just realized: I wonder how the ban affects all the talk about synthetic and bio-fuels? Those are still based on internal combustion. Then again; although ideally CO2-neutral, they still emit NOx and particulate.
Denim shirt!