Considering you said you're german, I think the whole Idea of "Ehrenamt" and subsidiaries of it runs counter to the entire system that has been built. If we monetize everything, I think it's fine that people get paid for taking time out of their day and bodies to do good shit.
Basically, don't do unpaid labour in this system?
IR Smoke Detectors with IOT would do the trick here and seem a likely choice on account of they didn't include some bullshit about AI recognition, but it also makes them hilariously easy to game. Just spray some axe near it, you know us teenage boys, we smell. Or hell, dust.
also bypasses anyone in the IT Department having a shred of conscience because you don't even gotta really connect to the local network
Not with a 97% success rate but I don't know trigonometry and can do that in war thunder. you just vibe into it
If this connection intrigues you I
a) implore you to read SCP-6959
b) join my new religion based on the idea that we are formed as crylaugh-emoji and we shall become crylaugh-emoji
ecocide statistic is misleading, because they didn't count roggebrood house which houses all moths in their greater area
maybe they're just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking
EDIT: I just realized this is Zizeks perfect romance as described by him 
That's not limited to 9X Windows, up until W10 that's still around because Microsofts big selling point is their shit works backwards for nigh-eternity
I feel like with all this placebo stuff you get like 10% increase in perceived well-being vs. a good 10% of the population just going full woo woo about this stuff
bested by my nemesis, markup, again, thanks & fixed
Broke: We can offer you our truffle fucked nothingburger with garlic ass for $20 dollars with every single fry costing a dollar extra Bespoke: falafel shawarma $3, yoghurt or hummus, boss?
All I'm getting out of this is further proof that the "general publics" sense of safety exists entirely removed from anything fact based