Also anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Never talk to pigs.
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And they'll shoot your dog.
And throw you in a cage. 🐷🚨
And rape you.
FOR REAL FOLKS: here's a famous civil rights lawyer explaining it, then he gets a cop to explain it too. The answer remains unchanged: it's a whole fuckton easier to incriminate yourself or give cops the details they need to hang a charge on you even if they know you're the wrong person, it never benefits you to talk to the police without an attorney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&ab_channel=RegentUniversitySchoolofLaw