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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

South. Eastern. Public. Transport authority.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 15 points 6 days ago

Surviving Life With Your Gigantic Penis by Chris Boden.

Yes, that's the title of an actual book.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 6 days ago

Lolita while furrowing your brow and shaking your head so everyone knows you disagree with the protagonist's actions.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is the new thing making fun of people who read on the train? I do it all the time ☹️

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

John said "reading performatively" - so, unless you're doing that...

[–] Jtotheb@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thankfully the people in charge of deciding whether your actions are performative or not have great judgment

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They do. It's basically trying to spot adults that are subscribed to adult add/autism content generators. They stick out

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m curious to know what counts as performative reading haha

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Reading feminist literature to pick up women. That sort of thing. I don't think it happens much. I've never looked at someone and thought they were doing it. I'm sure at least some people do it on occasion though.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bro was going strong until he tried to put down people who bring me waffles.

Those are some of the best kind of people, and, quite frankly?

Comedians shouldn't be throwing stones at anyone in terms of life achievements.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

That is my favorite thing Bill Hicks ever did. Just a perfectly-crafted routine. I realize it's not his most political or anything, but just in terms of craft, it's amazing.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Anything by Chuck Tingle

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.

There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gormenghast by Mervyn Peake.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

Gotta start with Titus Groan! Just skip the forword that was added most recently though.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Beat the dealer, it shows you read and that you are smart in other ways

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

Catcher in the Rye, of course.

Make sure to scribble madly, illegibly, in the margins and the occassionally glare at your fellow passengers while making finger guns.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

Can't believe no one's suggested Nietzsche (Zarathustra, etc). Maybe no longer in vogue now that sincerity is on the rise, though.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago
[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Based off of the try-hard linkedin douches I know I'd say:

  • The Art of War
  • Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
  • The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
  • Rich-dad poor-dad
  • The Art of the Deal
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If this is the approach, Infinite Jest and War and Peace are solid options. Maybe Oversized Penises for Dummies.

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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

He should know. He already read a different book about a guy who was hung like this:

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (8 children)

If you mean reading performatively ALOUD on public transportation, there's only one choice: The Bible, King James Version.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Read In A Condescending Voice By a 14 Year Old Atheist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Vg9EYy4c0

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