Tucker has been licking the sweat off of Vlad's balls since Mango Mussolini's first term.
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Politics as entertainment keeps hitting new levels. A comedian-turned-president telling a journalist-turned-propagandist to stop brown-nosing an ex-KGB agent? Peak 2025 content right there.
The martial law argument's interesting—technically correct but conveniently timed. Though watching Tucker, who cheered when his guy tried to override an election, suddenly caring about democratic norms is... rich.
Zelensky's crude response plays well for headlines, but it's the same social media politics we've been drowning in. Two media personalities trading barbs while real policy discussions happen in backrooms and procurement meetings.
Meanwhile, defense contractors keep posting record profits. Funny how that works.
I need a close up of his to tongue. I have a feeling he has eternal bad breath
So say we all.
SO SAY WE ALL!
On an interview with Piers Morgan no less, amazing. I don't think Morgan and Carlson get along that well, but they're positioned similarly enough in the general media landscape that there's probably a meaningfully non-zero audience shared between them
People forget he's a comedian with media training. I think the more clown show the right wing media make this, all the better for him. Slava Ukraini
It's worth noting that psychopaths aren't deterred by shame or guilt, and usually the truth takes too long to explain to the masses...
... But mockery, humiliation, embarrassment really get to these folks because they have excessive vanity and self-esteem issues.
Remember when Putin banned images of him as a gay clown?
I don't think anyone truly appreciated how funny he was until he ordered the entire Russian military to be roasted
Okay I laughed but what the hell is even going on there?
He was a comedian before he became president. One of his bits was playing the piano with his dick. My hope is that after the catastrophic collapse of Russia and the complete withdrawal of the Russian Army from Ukraine, he'll perform this for the UN security council.
Very talented piano playing.
The visual I just got of Tucker Carlson licking Vladimir Putin's asshole is... not my favorite way to wake up. 🤣😁🤢
Still better than the destruction those fucks are bringing to the world.
Tonsils deep
Tonsils deep would imply a prolapse.
If ever there was someone I'd want to suffer from a prolapse...
“Suffer”
And yet telling him to stop is probably not going to work. He's too into it. You wouldn't even have to pay him (but they're probably paying him).
I think Carlson should do it more, maybe he'll get hepatitis.
Yup, spot on.
I can confidently say that is not going to happen unless a check does not clear.
He’d probably do it just for fun.
At this point he's doing it for the second hand caviar. The cash is just a bonus.