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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is a Tijuana dog also called devil dog?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Idk; I didn't even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

[–] zealshock@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I know nothing about this stuff, but I think USA shouldn’t have 30 different ot dawgss. Choose one and sit the fuck down.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

If you think that is too many types of sausage, you should see what they've got in Germany.

https://www.whatsforlunchhoney.net/2010/09/1500-sausages-of-germany.html

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The pinnacle of the culinary arts is what they are.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 39 minutes ago

Some are godly gifts from on high to bless our taste buds.
But others are abominations sent from below to befoul our mouths and stain our toilets.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Mostly delicious.

[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.

[–] QueenFern@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The Seattle dog does indeed have jalapenos on it. And grilled onions! It's so good.

[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Where do you get yours? All the street vendors in Capitol Hill I see don’t have jalapeños.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I get mine outside Showbox Market late at night

[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I always skip over those vendors seeing shows. I’ll have to grab one next tome! Thanks!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

I searched "hot dog" over Chicago and clicked a random restaurant, they had green relish: https://maps.app.goo.gl/DUp5py5jVHQJBSGXA?g_st=ac

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:

The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:

The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?

The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS

Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome

Norway one: basically lost the will to live

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"how USians think Europe looks like"

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

No? They are Muricans.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Haha was about to say the same thing, this image never fails to evoke anger wherever it goes.

[–] remer@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

That's the ~curry~ worst

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

These are hot dogs not thought crimes.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A hotdog by definition always contains a boiled sausage stuffed inside a bun or something similar. A currywurst isn't a hotdog. It comes with fries and no bun Also that Germany variant in the pic isn't one. It's just the plain old delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.

The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.

[–] remer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

While I appreciate the criteria for including a bun, this infographic opened up the option for no bun.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago

I grew up poor too

I didn't know we were Australian

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

I eat beans on dogs

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Who the hell is serving the Georgia one? Never heard of it, never seen it sold at a cart, never seen it at a fair. I’m calling bs.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently from a pharmacy in Columbus, Georgia. The "scrambled dog".

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Thanks! These clickbaits will claim any gas station monstrosity as a local delicacy.

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