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[โ€“] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I always loved this one from my fridge:

[โ€“] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[โ€“] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It means if the fridge makes those sounds there is nothing to worry about.

[โ€“] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

And it doesn't have to be printed out in different languages.

[โ€“] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

When you call costumer service, instead of going "it's making this sound SRRR! SRRR!" you can say it's making the fly noise

[โ€“] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Ghost ride ya whip, a flowchart:

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 58 minutes ago

๐ŸŒˆ Now we know! ๐Ÿ’ฏ

[โ€“] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I love that. So he only likes pictures? If you write text, he will still take you?

[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Any written or spoken information about 2521 will cause it to grab it. Be it whatever is used to write it down, or whoever said it.

So it can only be described in images, photos or pictograms

[โ€“] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

RIP slaveRat's computer/phone

[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 12 hours ago

Hasn't gotten me yet. I should be fi

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ah so the guy in Scenario A actually writes a piece of text which the SCP consumes. If he drew an image, nothing would happen?

[โ€“] Corno@lemm.ee 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The Wii safety documentation

and here I was, wanting to go skydiving with a Wii...

[โ€“] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 5 points 18 hours ago

I was hoping someone would post this one itโ€™s a classic

[โ€“] XTL@sopuli.xyz 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

"Do not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw at co-workers."

"All parts of the computer should fit together easily and without force. By all means, do not use a hammer!"

But seriously, some old UNIX workstation and server manuals come to mind as there's no mention of Microsoft anywhere. Just a good description of how the computer is actually supposed to be used.

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

dumb user one

Really pisses me off

Last router I had to install had a manual that was literally only "Put this cable in this hole. Click this button. Et voila." with no explanation what any of the other buttons or slots or indicators were for.

[โ€“] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

I wish this was more of a thing. Right to repair!

[โ€“] zzx@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Any of the classic RFCs. I really like the way RFCs are written.

Also, they're extremely verbose, but the Intel x86 processor manuals are fascinating

[โ€“] gens@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

I think datasheets for components are often pretty great. At least the old ones with good application information and all that.

Then again, for a modern MCU or something there's several books worth of information, so it won't be on one document any more.

[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 18 hours ago

I loved when games came with manuals. FI Sid Meiers Pirates

[โ€“] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I like writing documentation for processes at work. I always aim it at the "I'm familiar with the tools but haven't done this before" person. I always include examples of the actual commands because it is one thing to describe a command but when you see it it makes FAR more sense.

I always include examples of the actual commands

You're an angel.

[โ€“] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Lmao, didn't notice that but I can actually see it

[โ€“] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago

Like the picture in the post, furniture assembly. I enjoy assembling simple furniture (couches, chairs, storage, etc.) and trying to figure out the documentation, especially if it's made in china with inaccurate instructions, missing or unlisted parts, and the entire thing not in english.

[โ€“] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 7 points 22 hours ago

Automotive SPICE ยฎ v4
Process Reference Model
Process Assessment Model

https://vda-qmc.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Automotive-SPICE-PAM-v40.pdf

[โ€“] lnxtx@feddit.nl 4 points 20 hours ago

Aviation procedures manuals.

You more remember documentation which sucks than a good examples.
Sometimes is better to just read a source code.