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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What an excellent gift idea!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Happy mother's day!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

☑ Wrap as a gift.

☑ The delivery address is the same as receipt address.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The more it concs the rete the more it brutalisms your butt.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It would be funnier reversed

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It would be interesting a diesel powered, hidraulic assisted, Magic Wand.

Mind shattering.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

That might be life endangering.

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 7 points 1 day ago

Those magic wands are great for men as well. Hitachi created a truly magical people pleaser.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Love a Hitachi certified person either way.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i showed my partner my Hitachi oscilloscope and she said "omg it's made by the vibrator company" 💀

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Did you show them how you masturbate with your Hitachi (with a high noise level on purpose)?

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

I would have used a Hitachi drill and added to the conversation "Wired or cordless?"

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I need to buy a piano who's a good maker?"

"Kawasaki"

"I also need to buy a motorcycle"

"You're not going to believe this, but...."

~ cribbed from somewhere on the internets (and probably retold somewhat incorrectly)

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I think you're thinking Yamaha. Or does Kawasaki also do weird shit?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

Not as weird as Xiao Mi apparently. They made everything, from phone to kitchen appliances to ebike to even car.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 23 hours ago

Ah, you're right. I was doubting myself but still posted. Apparently doubting for good reason.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever put one of those things on your asshole while you jerk off?

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

You can wiggle the scoop to tickle the prostate better, the tracks can just sort of massage it.

That one has no thumb for the bum so I guess the boom will have to do.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What movie or series is this scene from actually?

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is it about global warming?

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

More about relationship cooling, but close.

[–] mrvictory1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It can get even wilder with Yamaha or Samsung

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Same horsepower and torque too.