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[–] python@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The amphetamine is implied

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Eggs for breakfast, eggs for dinner...

When you finally shit it will be like 2 Coke cans stuck together.

[–] kattfisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

That's what all the coffee and wine is for!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The first time I ever experienced heartburn, it was so bad that I felt like a chestburster alien was trying to come out. I was absolutely desperate and immediately started trying the home remedies, none of which did shit.

I went to the doctor later and I was like, "This cannot be heartburn. I've seen the heartburn commercials and this is so much worse. And the commercials all have old men with heartburn."

Surprise! Chronic heartburn started as a 22-year-old woman.

One of many reasons that medications should not be allowed to be advertised on TV.

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I had horrible heartburn throughout my 20s and into my 30s. Mentioned it to every doctor. It would keep me up at night. It would hurt like a bitch and I'd often feel like i was throwing up. One new doctor was like, "you ever try a food allergen panel?"

Turns out, I'm allergic to caesin. It's a protein in pretty much all dairy. Stopped having dairy products and heartburn is 99% gone.

Moral of the story: heartburn can be caused by a tonne of reasons and it's hard to pinpoint if there's even something concrete to even point to

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I know someone who gets the shits from egg yokes and also coffee on occasion. This diet would work well for them because they'd shit themselves inside out after 3 days of this.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
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[–] TexNox@feddit.uk 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's a distant ancestor to the hunter s Thompson diet. It just needs more drugs.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

People eat way worse than this and manage to live through it (for a while).

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