I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Moldly interesting
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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How does it taste?
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
Cheese jerky!
It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
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extra sharp
You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
Stay posted...
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
Quite possibly your last meal.
Aged to Perfection!
Nicely aged
I believe you first need to trim the pellicle before you serve up that dry aged cheese.
They would eat that shit on the walking dead.
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
Hot.
Eat it.
You can't convince me this isn't a baguette
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
I double dog dare you.
🤮
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
Are you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?
The result of the no-poop-challenge.
It is rock hard.
That's what she said.