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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Damn millennials! Ruining the sale of... Stuff.

[โ€“] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's cuz they stopped selling Tim Tams. Used to be only plane to get them consistently in the US.

Now they're just a more-expensive Walmart.