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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again (theonion.com)
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Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids (theonion.com)
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire (theonion.com)
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Mark Zuckerberg bravely stands up to Donald Trump and hires more fact-checkers (chaser.com.au)
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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
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Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans (theonion.com)
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters (theonion.com)
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Elite Commando Sick Of Unseen Assailants Darting Through Fog To Quietly Dispatch Team One By One (theonion.com)
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Honey Co-Creator Claims Algorithm "Divinely Inspired" (isglitch.com)
submitted 6 days ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Git History Reveals Midnight Copy-Paste from uBlock Origin

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Biden Wanders Into Flames (theonion.com)
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Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately (theonion.com)
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Right-Wing Influencer's Bot Farm Goes Dark During H-1B Protest (isglitch.com)
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Investigation reveals overseas engagement service coincidentally offline during cricket match

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Duracell Removes Frosting, Sprinkles To Discourage Kids From Eating Batteries (theonion.com)
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Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January (theonion.com)
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Spotify Execs Horrified After Accidentally Paying Real Musicians (isglitch.com)
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Finance Team Discovers $4.2M Mistakenly Sent to Actual Artists Instead of Shell Accounts

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“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle (thehardtimes.net)
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids (theonion.com)
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"The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon: The Book of Carol" Praised by SEO Experts (hard-drive.net)
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Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys (theonion.com)
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1959: The six-decade-long marketing campaign for Greta Gerwig’s 2023 summer blockbuster begins with the introduction of the Barbie doll.

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Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy (theonion.com)
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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid (theonion.com)
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BREAKING: Holy Shit, Daniel Day-Lewis Is In This (theonion.com)
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Reddit's AI Goes Rogue: Only Shows Posts From People Who Read Articles (isglitch.com)
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Traffic Plummets as Search Tool Enforces Basic Reading Comprehension

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Conscientious driver slows to 30 km/h in school zone while hitting children with car (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Time Magazine strains definition of “Person” (www.thebeaverton.com)
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