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What if we added a social component like "Stories" to this calculator app? (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You don't understand! If you don't keep adding new features, people will stop using your app!

Who wants simple apps that just work as intended, am I right?

[–] Nunya@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago

Pulse SMS App for Android recently updated to include:

New “Discover” Section: Find new offers, inspiring content, articles & more

On a messaging app, really??? Who wants any of those features when trying to message someone?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

My favorite is menstruation calendars with friend lists. My least favorite is when my gynecologist wants to hang out only a week out of the month.