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[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Was it the Minecraft movie?

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Tropic Thunder 2: the Santa Boogaloo

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who among us hasn't eaten a kid

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I ate an entire patch of kids once

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe a little tart?

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Honestly, a little sour

[–] hayes_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of my childhood.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Aww baby maggotycumfart

[–] Smashfire@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Hail Satan!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Saves on the gravity bill though.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.

https://youtu.be/fXcLvPtxOzU

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

[Looks up Robert Smith's mobile number...]

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

the tree should have been upside down

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

* Kate Bush music intensifies *

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)