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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 178 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Malicious compliance story.

Friend of mine was paying child support for his kids, his ex wife was claiming no income as she had to look after the kids which he knew was bullshit and she was working in the new boyfriends restaraunt but claimed that she was just "helping out when she could. That stopped for a year when her and her new boyfriend wanted to buy a house, so he gave her a very nicely paid job working at his restaraunt as a "manager". They found and bought a house and immediately she was "fired" and went back to seeking child support.

So he sued to have the child support lowered as she can clearly work when it suits her goals and she fought it kicking and fucking screaming, tried taking away his access to the kids and generally making his life hell. So he went to the tax office with a hot tip "I'm willing to bet that between (insert dates here) this restaraunt somehow took in exactly (insert what ex-wife made + taxes) more than they normally do per year. Id be willing to bet it was their best year ever and I guarantee you will find some very cooked books"

Turns out its really easy to get custody when your ex-wife is being charged with fraud and tax evasion.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So he went to the tax office with a hot tip

You had me up until here. But the idea that a local tax office is going to follow a "hot tip" off of anyone, much less an ex-husband, is laughable. I've had to negotiate with the staff of my local tax office before and they don't move a muscle unless someone up the bureaucratic chain orders it. Maybe this guy was friends with the State AG somehow? Or some other senior bureaucrat? But past that, this sounds like total fiction.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Ok. I dont care.

[–] stratoscaster@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I thought that the IRS actually does have a anonymous tip line?

https://www.irs.gov/compliance/reporting-other-information-to-the-irs

[–] Willie@lemmy.world 163 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No matter how you feel about it, he was a fool to make a public post about it.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only if you assume he was telling the truth and not a tall story

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 month ago

“This profile is a safe space for billionaires…” gives it away.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 108 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m 99% sure that alimony doesn’t work like that in the US. Are there any countries where it does work that way?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From my understanding, I believe it does, in that if your income decreased, your alimony can be reduced.

Of course, this is almost certainly a work of fiction.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, but once your income goes back up so does the alimony, at least in the US

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wasn't there a comedian/actor who was/is living in Canada to avoid maintenance payments he couldn't possibly make, as the calculation was done with he had just received about three years income in a single cheque, and he doesn't actually make 3 years income each month

I wouldn't be surprised, based on that, if what matters is income on the day of the court order

[–] washbasin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dave Foley

Foley married Canadian writer Tabatha Southey on December 31, 1991.[14] They divorced in 1997.[14] The couple has two children.[14] In 2001, an interim child support agreement obligated Foley to pay Southey $10,700 a month, a figure based on his income when NewsRadio was in production. By 2011, Foley claimed that his earnings had declined to the point that the $10,700 sum constituted "literally 400 percent of [his] income" but he was unable to get the obligation reduced in court

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Foley

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Usually it is your "potential". I.e. a programmer can't just decide to drop programming and start something that doesn't bring any money. It's also possible to renegotiate it if you lost a job or the like.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily. I recall a court case where an ex-husband tried to reduce alimony payments by quitting a well-paying job in tech to work at a fast food restaurant, got sued by the wife, and was ordered by the judge to continue paying the previous amount because he was clearly qualified and able to retain the job and had created the situation on purpose.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He quit the job, rather than being fired, correct?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He'll still be paying it even if fired. He would need to seek out a job that is at a similar level and would get the alimony adjusted if it pays a little more. But you can't suddenly decide to quit a field you are qualified for, have plenty of opportunities to work in etc, to chase a fast food career. Even if you get fired and do that, the judge will see it as malicious - you wouldn't do that if you had a family to support.

Also, if you prove you cannot find a job and are looking, they'll adjust it too, and will let you find a shittier job in the meantime. It's just if you do it all maliciously where they will say "nope"

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guessing both dudes are in India

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least somewhere in southern mainland Asia, yes, but I’m curious about whether this joke would actually work in any countries, India included. Are you affirming that it works in India?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a LinkedIn post I donno any details but u can sleuth it up

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It works because it highlights two issues in India, the justice system being in favour for women and the casual misogynism

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I meant to ask whether this premise would function irl, but this interpretation is funnier.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Everyone must always affirm the joke in the meme works. You affirm all of your memes, correct?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When someone asks a topic-adjacent question, ye. Or I post nonsense to feel like I’m included in the conversation. Why do you ask?

Edit: just realized you took this comment without considering the previous one. I geddit

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Where I live my father got a solid quote to pay each month. My mother could sue for more, however, when his income rose. So this dude, after posting this online, opened the gate for the woman to sue his employee, at least if it happened here.

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are aware that the original post is a joke, right? "Safe space for billionaires"?! Though I think the reposter at the top might not have clued in.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea that’s why I included the repost

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks for confirming. My comment wasn't really aimed at you, more at the thread as a whole.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, he's got the spirit? Is this chaotic neutral?

[–] Black_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's lawful evil if anything

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might have a point looking at the state of society and the legality of that action in their country. But without any of that information it looks like their just serving their and their own's best interest which would fall under the neutral category in DnD. Thus we see why alignment charts suck tarrasque balls.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d say if you get married in a place with alimony, then you do ethically owe your spouse alimony in the case of divorce. Part of the understanding under which the relationship commitments were made.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have a friend who's fighting her husband for alimony. He married her knowing she had mental health issues that hindered her ability to work, then a few months after she started working again he decided that he needs to move halfway around the world with or without her. She just wants enough money to not have to give up her animals while building up her income or downgrading her living situation.

And then there are stories like my gf whose ex husband tried to force her to stay unemployed (parrly utilizi his being in the military) while abusing her. She accepted no alimony and getting fucked on child support to get out of the marriage faster and with the kids.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

It sucks when a person has to negotiate under enormous pressure.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Now the wife has every reason to to seek back pay & take more. She can just tell the judge, what else was he lying about?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends, is this illegal? Did the employee know they where going to get rehired during the trial. Was it a lie to state they where not employed?

I feel this is morally wrong but not quite punishable. If annything the system is broken for allowing such loophole. Either they owe a part of their income or they don’t. That part can be “zero” bur current employment shouldn't be part of that calculation.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also, alimony isn't a 1 meeting thing and then you're free.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes. Lying to a court is illegal.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I was not a fly in this court but seems like there is no reason to assume they lied about anything.

They where factually unemployed at the time of hearing.

They have the right to remain silent and not incriminate themselves about any potential rehiring.

It could also be setup by the boss without employee awareness, a excuse to rehire them after their business suffers (i fired you for your own good but i couldn’t tell you to not influence the legal system)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

In general if you're going out of your way to make it technically legal you should run it by your lawyer and they're probably going to tell you it's not a good idea. In general if you feel like you've found a legal loophole in everyday life your lawyer will advise against it

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is the most generous reading possible of the facts considering the boss and employee talked about the divorce. Are you his defense lawyer or something? Or do you just defend shitbags on the Internet for free?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No i have mentioned i find this sort of behaviour immoral, especially considering this is about child support. the discussion is whether any statement was a lie and therefore illegal.

It is my take that the system of law is broken in a way that makes such immoral loopholes possible. I believe the fact that such things are possible is a worse problem then the individual cases where people exploit such.

I didn't know whether or not the boss or employee planned it in advance. Which is what i meant with i wasn't a fly. All i know is a headline triggering my dissatisfaction with the legal system.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That just make me so much more relieved that she's fictional

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Only after the clapping subsides.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

Obvious troll is obvious.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Neither of these men have been divorced, yet.

[–] icecreamtaco@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Actually good but he still writes like a psycho