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[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Your hot cousin is on the track. What would you do?

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't pull the lever, then there's three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person's decision. Philosophy is easy.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] _bcron@midwest.social 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The outcome from both levers pulled is so steep that it really makes no sense to pull the lever

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[–] DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Yell "Jump!"

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yell to the guy on the other side that I'm going to pull the lever, so he'd better not.

Then let it go because that both maximizes global utility and poses the lowest risk of the worst case scenario.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU THE TRAIN IS TOO LOUD!" pulls lever

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You pull the lever, then pew pew pew the other person near the lever.

Boom.

Did I solve it?

Where's my prize?

Wait a minute, gotta shoot everyone else related too. Don't want to face any revenge.

Automatic Weaponry goes brrrr

No witnesses

Okay I saved 1 of my loved ones.

Bingo?

Now theres only one color of people.

Wait am I a racist?

Tit. For. Tat.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To quote something I made up and say all the time, “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.”

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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Questions: why doesn't the person at the switch run and get the person off the tracks? And the people on the trolley hop off or try to the sslow the trolley?

[–] VivianTg@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 days ago

They are tied to their chair with the only thing they can do being flipping the lever. It is the prisoner’s trolley problem

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

For some people, this is a problem. For others, this is a solution.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

According to transit and transport regulation, such scenario would be impossible

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