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[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 hour ago

like and share if u would beat a billionare with a metal pole

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago

If I had the opportunity for some street justice on a billionaire I wouldnt fucking hesitate. That said, it would change jack shit. His wealth just passes to the next asshole.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 2 points 23 minutes ago

Just FYI, BTW

[–] woodenghost@hexbear.net 1 points 4 minutes ago
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 hours ago

Every healthy economy has a robust guillotine maintenance capability.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Eat the rich lol

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 22 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago
[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Unfortunately Mao was an idiot surrounded by sycophants who killed more of his countrymen through incompetent policies than Stalin did with his purges.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 hour ago

People always say Mao killed so many people, but when pressed for how they just say "famine". If that's the standard, how many people does world capitalism kill? Don't let perfect be the enemy of good🤷‍♂️

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

liberal detected

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You and me baby aint nothing but mamals, so lets lead a revolution like on discovery channel

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Eat the rich? They sure are making everything else too expensive.

[–] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

Beat inflation at the grocery store (and everywhere else) with this one simple trick. Capitalists hate it!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

They have a far more functional society than we do

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

Did you know, chimps don't have remote killing drones, armored vehicles, or nuclear weapons.

Well human do, and its usually not the average person that have posession of those things.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 14 minutes ago

You should watch the movie Ants, it's an amazing example of why this line of reasoning doesn't hold water.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

How many wars the US has won since WWII?

[–] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

In addition to what MattsAlt said, the people in possession of those things still rely on you and me to meet all their wants and needs. So a crucial first step before they become edible is for us to stop meeting their wants and needs. Exactly who "possesses" what starts to become a little more ambiguous when that happens.

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 20 points 5 hours ago

Don't have to own em, just have to get the people paid to operate them on the right side

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Average military pay is like 2100/month so I guess if the dudes in charge of the nukes/drones/tanks decide to stop getting cucked by business interests it would probably be fine.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 13 points 4 hours ago

Or decide not to kill their relatives. Like in previous revolutions ;)

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 15 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

This is honestly the reason why I don't think we can achieve a successful uprising anymore. Probably not a nuke, but drones definitely could and would be used to tear through even the largest of mobs if they formed today. Marie Antoinette would be happily eating her cake watching her people get mowed down by autonomous turrets if the French revolution happened today.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

I disagree, usage of drones hasn't worked to put down any armed struggle in the US's puppet states.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

IMO we are probably on the brink of the last possible society that can on a technical level. I would say, nukes, and even drone bombs etc.... are unlikely to be utilized, simply due to collateral damage, infrastructure damage etc....

However, things like the boston dynamics spot etc... We're probably a decade away from when 1 person can control an army of perfectly loyal soldiers.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

Unless they're maintaining the software themselves, there's no such thing as perfectly loyal. In the past the revolutionaries needed to capture the armory, now they need to capture / subvert the servers / programmers.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 2 points 27 minutes ago

It's true... but with all things it's a matter of quantity of people you need to be loyal... IE one commander who agrees with the cause, vs 100 soldiers that could talk about it.

Plus, it's far easier to grow a concience on the field looking in the eyes of the children you are murdering, vs sitting in a computer or robot lab having no "need to know" what these robots do when they leave your office

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Naw it's white folk that want to get their magic cards

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's alright, given the current performance of Blue Origin it'll take him a decade or two to get the missile working.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

to get the missile working

If you know what I mean..

[–] exothermic@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Naw. He can’t afford to lose cheap labor

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 hours ago

lose ~~cheap~~ chimp labor.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

Once they have AI bots it's game over.

[–] Icecreamface@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 hours ago

Is this the one successful example of communism?

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol -3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

How can a primate hoard resources? They have no storage methods

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Where?! In his house? The banana shack? Are they just in a pile that he sits on like a dragon? Who guards his pile while he goes to take a shit?

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

These days, they usually use a variety of financial instruments distributed across a wide variety of accounts in tax havens.