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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The only moral abortion is my abortion!

Hope she learns from this shit that her choices have consequences. Vote better next time

[–] hr_@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Judging her type if I had to place a bet the next thing she's gonna do is trying to sue the next best (probably innocent) person for the biggest bullshit reasons just to feel better. (And maybe go to a more liberal state to get an abortion)

[–] PhilMcGraw@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder if it was more an assumption that the rules only applied to viable pregnancies.

I mean I'm pro-choice but I'd assume anyone pushing to ban abortion is aiming to prevent viable pregnancies from being terminated while still allowing medically necessary or unviable pregnancies to be terminated.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Youd be quite disappointed

[–] PhilMcGraw@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

How do they justify that? I mean I can see why people would be against aborting viable fetuses, but a fetus that will never live seems absurd.

I guess we also force dying people to wait it out, so maybe it's on trend.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Nah. The point of this is to punish women for having sex.

If they die, the harlot shouldn’t have spread her legs.

If she was raped - no she wasn’t.

The whole point is to punish women for taking control of our bodies and then becoming full citizens. Cis white men HATE women.

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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The most fucked up thing about most Leopards Ate My Face types is that the leopard always eats someone else’s face first. This smug turd-lady voted for years to punish everyone she didn’t like. I feel sorry for what a hateful human she is

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

And she will go back to being a piece of shit after her ordeal, assuming she survives.

[–] Aeoneir@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

So she got what she voted for? I don't see an issue

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

And she learns nothing

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Oh my god the end of that article is brutal... Yes, leopards eating faces and all, but holy shit that response was heartless

Being heartless is a basic requirement for being Republican.

They believe she is a piece of trash, not a person, so what did she expect to be treated like. Used her for her vote, and then threw her away.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Yes, heartless as she as been heartless. Brutal as she was. Live by the sword? Well ya know the rest 🤷‍♂️

She did it to herself. Not a drop of sympathy from me.

[–] lack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Makes you wonder how Ms "pretty pro-life" votes

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When was this? A lot of these posts from the last decade are resurfacing now (for obvious reasons)

[–] plzExplainNdetail@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like Oct. 18, 2022 according to the source article listed elsewhere in the comments.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bet you she still voted Trump this year

[–] stooth64@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t be so sure. She has since appeared in a campaign ad with the democratic Missouri senator candidate in the 2022 midterms, moved out of Missouri, and sued the hospital in Kansas for denying care under the EMTALA. Her opinion piece on CNN (https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/27/opinions/emtala-scotus-ruling-emergency-abortion-idaho-farmer/index.html) is particularly harrowing in describing her experience and advocates for federal abortion rights.

[–] Moneo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well good for her for changing her mind. It's easy to laugh at people like her but I think we need to have more compassion for these people. All the spiteful people on this website often make me more mad than these dipshit republicans.

I had a lot of shitty views indoctrinated into me during my upbringing and it's taken me years of self work and reflection to become the leftist I am today. My growth didn't happen because people made fun of me, it happened because a close friend of mine cared about me and wanted me to become a better person.

tl;dr: laughing at republicans solves nothing and just makes you feel good about yourself, which is not a horrible thing in itself but something more leftists need to be aware of imo.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We need the democratic party to be far less kind and forgiving and actually want to win elections and learn to how to properly fight dirty.

At the same time, we need the people to be far less spiteful and hateful, because no matter what happens after an election we all have to live together, and even the people who are deeply steeped in this political theater are just treating it like WWE, it's entertainment and they don't even care that none of it is real, they just want to feel safe and have a group to belong to, and you could probably take many of them out of that environment and talk to them and see they're almost the same as us. Just less aware or cognizant of what's going on the world.

We need to treat conservatives the same way we treat dumb children. We use a firm hand, we dominate them with simple, strong language they understand, while at the same time having sympathy and empathy, because they are just humans tricked by their own feelings, like we're all vulnerable to.

Now, the grifters, pundits and media stars trying to stroke those feelings and turn our neighbors against us? I have so little sympathy for those bags of pure, distilled evil that if I spoke my opinion on how they should be treated, I would probably get banned.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 230 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love that they referred her to an anti-abortion crisis center, because there's a 99% chance they'll just tell her the same "pro-life" garbage she's been spewing and send her ass home.

Remember, God makes no mistakes 🤗

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 126 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I really do hate myself for a lack of sympathy in this situation, but these people need to experience what they’re doing to everyone else.

What’s sad is that people who agree with her won’t see the threat to her life as a valid reason either. They don’t know her so they don’t care for her. They’ll lump her in with the people they torment outside of Planned Parenthood regularly.

Just another woman who spread her legs and is too cowardly to accept the will of god.

I’ll be honest, I’m burned out. I need a break from morons and their stories. I really do.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've given up on being sympathetic for people who actively try to put these things in place. Like, I'm just jaded now. You voted for this. Congratulations, if this is fatal for your stupid decisions, that's on you. I'm sympathetic to the people with brains who knew this would happen, those people get my sympathy and caring.

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[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I have accepted that two things can be trust at once: I can be sad for her and amused at the leopard eating her face. I have no problem containing both of those emotions at the same time without hating myself one ounce.

jumper

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

People who voted for the Leopard Eating People’s Faces party suddenly shocked when the leopard eats their face.

And sadly, most won’t learn that lesson.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

I was going to make a leopards ate my face joke, but then I realized this IS the LAMF group!

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 267 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Privileged people do get an exception - they can afford to fly to another state for an abortion.

People like this think they're part of the in group because they're white or christian, but the only war is class war. To our rulers we're all the enemy.

[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 197 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My fucking Trumpy brother in law has this attitude. He lives in the south, votes for Trump, and has a wife, two daughters, and a son. His wife has had a couple of complicated pregnancies that, had they happened now in the place they currently live, could well have resulted in her death. His attitude when asked 'what if one of your daughters gets raped?' is to say he can just fly her somewhere else to get an abortion, because he has money. Fuck you, dude.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Yeah, if you can get a MAGAt to be honest with you, at some point, the core of what they want comes down to, "I support Trump because I want people who are different than me to have more misery in their life than I do."

If that means taking on some extra misery themselves, be so be it, as long as it's even worse for them.

It's a sad type of cruelty.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 120 points 2 days ago (17 children)

These are people who don't want rights, they want privileges. They don't want equality, they want hierarchy. They can't say "gimme gimme", they say "take America back".

From who? Americans. They want to take what you have. Now that Republicans control the Federal Government they will start to take from each other.

This literally happened during the first Trump administration. Does no Trump supporter remember how they all fought for attention and sucked so badly?

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 286 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 88 points 2 days ago

Literally the Republican Way™©®

It disgusts me to no end. "It's wrong and should be punished until it happens to me!"

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Only Moral Abortion is My Own.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Farmer" and "White". Name a more American duo

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

"Things that really should not be run for profit" and "running them for profit anyway because socialism bad"

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[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 150 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Schadenfreude!

ETA: I’ll take the downvotes on this one. Shower your disapproval. Fuck this lady and her leopard eaten face.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 131 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The only moral abortion is MY abortion!

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of brexit. You were warned, lady. You just chose not to listen because you didn’t think it would have a negative impact on you.

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Rules for thee, but not for me.

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