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[โ€“] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I wish I looked as good bald as they do. I have a head as lumpy as an overripe orange.

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Very true! I look like an overripe fruit and I smell as though that fruit were a durian.

[โ€“] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which is considered a delicacy in some places. All about knowing your people.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Durian may smell awful but damn is it tasty. Like vanilla pudding.

Maybe he expected the fans to have mercy on him.

This reminds me of that reddit story about a mom who was pissed and went off on a hair stylist who wouldn't shave his head for her daughter who had cancer

[โ€“] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

At least Dave got rid of that reverse Flock of Seagulls piece of shit.

You can support someone without shaving your head. Using a bald cap is just disingenuous.

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