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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can create a sentence with an infinite number of "police"

Who polices the Police?

Police Police police Police.

Who polices the Police Police?

Police Police Police police Police Police.

And so on...

[–] cram42@mander.xyz 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Who polices the Police?

🤷 Coastguard?

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: There is no police police. ACAB

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It annoys me so much when I feel I need to write a sentence like that that I go to great lengths to restructure sentences to avoid it.

...fuck

[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had;" "had had" had had a greater effect on the teacher.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

The landlord of a pub called The Pig And Whistle asked a sign writer to make a new sign. When he saw it he thought that the words were too close together, so he said to the sign writer “I want more space between Pig and And and And and Whistle”.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Inspired by the story, another landlord decides to name their pub "Pig and And and And and Whistle." Lo and behold, the sign was cramped... Ther needed more space between Pig and and and and and And and And and and and and and And and And and and and and and Whistle.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

You shut your whore mouth.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you or they added two extra ands, because the pub isn't "Pig And And Whistle."

[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Space between pig and and, and space between and and whistle

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes but they have two too many, go count it.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

(Pig and And) and (And and Whistle)

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah see this one makes more sense but since it is a single sentence clause two of them are still redundant.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile me getting yelled at for using ð and þ

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Shavian, right?

Edit: while some might think it nuts (it’s not like GBS was universally received, he was deliberately inconsistent), the idea of rebaselining phonetics from scratch was impressive.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

I borrowed some ideas from it in how I use ðem, but ð letters are old english alphabet originals, same for ƿ but ðat would incur ð wraþ of even more annoying prescriptivists