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Don't threaten me with a good time.
Don’t tease me Tucker
Stop I can only vote so hard.
If she does nothing else, this alone will make for a successful presidency.
Ok, ok, you talked me into it.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
"I mean, Elon Musk joked to me, and he has, I think, many times, that he's going to go to prison if Trump loses," Carlson said.
LOL. Billionaires don't go to prison in America.
don't threaten me with a good time.
Threatening us with good news.
Cant believe Tuker is endorsing Harris.
I don’t believe it, but one can dream.
Okay, so what’s the warning? Where’s the bad news?
Fingers crossed!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
Elon is destroying himself. Bad investment on Twitter and dumb political antics have made me no longer a potential buyer for a Tesla. I can't be alone in this.
Unfortunately it doesn't matter. With that kind of wealth he could (and largely has) fuck up literally everything he touches and he'll never not have billions. The most effect he'll experience is not being the richest on the planet.
Oh no not the cyber cuck.
This makes me even happier about my vote for harris
He's on the hook for something, why do you think he wants trump to win
Uh.. good?
Billionaires are a problem.
Promise? 🥺
Why? What did he do?
Even if Kamala wins, the US doesn't imprison billionaires. So he must have done something real bad for this to be a possibility.
Sadly, probably not.
Oh wow, yet another fantastic reason to vote for Kamala
Literally, not figuratively please.
It will overload his emotion emulation circuits and the head unit will blow.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
That's funny because he said it like it's a bad thing.
Your mouth to Dog's ears.
Yes, AND...
Sean combs (diddy) will be destroyed if compelling evidence of the crimes he's accused of is presented, and arguments are made by his legal team, to the point that he's found guilty by a jury of his peers.
Same for trump...
Same for musk...
Even same for you little lord tucker and your, "wow, these russian supermarket shopping carts are just so amazing!!!!" internet videos...
You know that saying about making your own bed?
Like sexually, by demons? Or like financially?
If Tesla wants to survive, the board needs to dump the Muskrat and the US government should follow, especially with his ties to fucking Vlad.
Eh, people like Carlson use this rhetoric to try to get the young male voters. The Harris admin isn’t petty and vengeful, you’re thinking of Trump admin. Worse people doing worse things have gotten deals with the U.S. govt on a variety of things. So no, Carlson is full of shit as usual
Oh no.
Promise?
Stop Tucker, I was already voting for Kamala.
Well if I wasn’t voting for her already I sure am now.
I want to see his head mounted on a spike.
Two for one win? Amazing even more reason to vote for Harris 😊