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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tbf, these spellings make more sense than the actual spelling. How tf is Lasagna pronounced lasanya? Fuck you romance languages.

[–] andscape@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bold of an English speaker to accuse any other language of unpredictable spelling...

Funnily, Italian is almost completely phonemic, meaning it's trivial to both spell and read words if you know the rules. English can only dream of that.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an Italian, it took me a while to understand things like spelling competitions in American movies...

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As a Hungarian, me too. We spell everything exactly as we write it.

Edit: the reply is right, of course we pronounce everything as we write it.

[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I, uh... um, yeah. I would hope that you do. (I assume you mean you spell exactly as you speak lol)

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Personally, I think it's really entertaining to say la-sag-na and see who cringes

[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My dad used to say ghoti is pronounced fish.

GH as in rough

O as in women

TI as in ration

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

... Or it's completely silent. Like, the whole word.

GH as in although

O as in people

T as in ballet

I as in business