this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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[–] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Kaspersky safe kids...Good to know to never use that.

Kaspersky premium is still pretty good, not perfect, but good.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  1. Is this person's child named really "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher"?
  2. Is Strairdrac even human?
  3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

[–] goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Crab people

Crab people

Taste like Crab, walk like people

[–] gon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop spying on your kid... Jesus.

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Kids need access to the internet at a super young age these days for school. If you don't have some sort of filter in place when they are in single digits or tweens you are just negligent. The internet has some dark corners.