Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 9 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they always squeal. 🐽

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Also anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Never talk to pigs.

[–] LemmyTryThisOut@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And they'll shoot your dog.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And throw you in a cage. 🐷🚨

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 0 points 9 months ago

And rape you.

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