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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

i'm not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don't want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated..

..perhaps we'd do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let's just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Just have us piss from asshole

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 17 points 17 hours ago

Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Ur an alcoholic

Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I'm an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!