When are the rest of you going to get the magenta receptor update?
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren't collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.
We need to have some process engineers look at the pregnancy and birthing process, there's much room for improvement. Maybe take a totally new approach to it, it's just not it.
Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.
- Suffocation sensation is now tied to a lack of oxygen instead of an abundance of carbon dioxide.
I would have thought eating and breathing from the same hole would have been in this release 😞 guess I'll just have to wait till 3.0
Wait, you can't eat and breathe through the same hole?
I'd like to request a bug fix: Eyelashes falling into eyeball. Need to fix the physics so they probably spring away or wash out easier.
Add new receptors to be able to feel wetness.
This is it cold or wet thing we have going on is just crappy design.
Am I weird in that I actually like the hypnic jerk feeling? It doesnt happen often to me, maybe once every few months. I also like bedspins, used to get them every night as a child/teen. though they rarely happen anymore. It was like my own personal rollercoaster ride!
You say that now but wait till you’re sleeping in a tree (to escape the dinosaurs) and start to fall and there’s nothing to wake you! Then you’ll be sorry you wished away that “glitch!”
I’d like someone to at least look into the whole ADHD thing. It’s been going on for some time now without any word on why it’s there, or what it’s for- and aside from funny and relatable memes, it’s yet to provide any positive results.
Or, like, at least a caffeine gland or something.
I'd like to add depression and anxiety to fixing ADHD as an individual can exhibit all three.
This can be split into several patches if necessary.
Absolutely! I just figured that for many, addressing the one will help the others, but yeah… they are their own bugs unto themselves for a lot of people.
They are forgetting that TERRIBLE design choice where if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek it swells up making it easier to bite it on accident again and again.
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separated genetalia from waste systems
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removed body hair and baldness
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fixed acne glitch
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added ability to change biological sex, with default neutral configuration
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rerouted laryngeal nerve
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uterus lining is now reabsorbed automatically
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reinforced spine and knees
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simplified foot structure
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adjusted mental pathways to better adapt to modern environment
I like baldness and body hair! They should be optional too
Smooth on top, rugged in the middle
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photosynthesis?
We require too much power for it to suffice alone, but it would be nice to have as a hybrid source of energy!
It'd be nice to have one big leaf on my back that I could use for shade and a snack. Doubles as an umbrella for rain.
Have you considered just carrying a big leaf around?
What about symbiosis with algae
Someone did the math for photosynthetic cows and they would only get about 1% of their energy requirement. It's not viable.
Cows farm out their photosynthesis to things that have far more surface area than they do.
If teeth regenerate, do we have to constantly chew on things like rodents? Or is it an as-needed thing?
You clip them like nails.
No, you just get a new set growing in the gums.
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- Eating and breathing pathways no longer intersect. This should prevent the bug when food could block the airway and result in death.
This is actually a result of changes to our larynx and stuff, which allows us to make such a variety of sounds when speaking. In other animals (and human babies), the air and food tubes are physically separated at rest. But in humans, our epiglottis can't properly keep things separate because our larynx is further down in our throat.
So, I'm gonna have to deny this request on the grounds that it will necessarily break the speech feature, which many of our users depend on heavily.
Wasn't this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.
Yeah, it's crazy to me that people believe we were "intelligently designed" when our food hole and breathing hole are so close that we can only use one at a time, and that our waste dumping grounds are right next to the amusement park.
Saltwater consumption when????
-cartilage in joints can regenerate
-body can synthesize its own vitamin c
Other species already do these things smh.
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Technically every warm blooded organism is bioluminescent.
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