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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok so this one just isn't fair.

Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The lack of standards path of course.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don't think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn't cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.