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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 3 days ago (22 children)

What ties it together for me is suggesting that poached egg for Lunch is acceptable, as if they understand the horrors of war experienced during breakfast

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (21 children)

I'm also intrigued as to why they think hard boiling vs poaching the egg has any bearing on its calorie content.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -5 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Pochwd has high probability you will eat the yolk which has the highest calories of all the egg

Hard boiled you can just take out the solid yolk out and not eat it.

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I keep thinking of the old rolling ball on the bottom of mice when I see hardboiled yolk

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah same, those old rolling balls were delicious.

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you are over cooking your eggs if they come out with grey yolks

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

Man, my mom has been ducking up my eggs

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