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I had forgotten how nauseating corporate doublespeak can be. This can't be for employees. I cannot fathom how any competent professional would actually this seriously.
Imagine unironnically calling your employees Snoos
I think every big-ish company has pet names for employees. It might be a requirement to IPO.
Even internal meetings at corps have this shit. We were recently told that half our work force feels stressed so we should focus on planning better so we could get more done... But wrapped in doublespeak.
Translation: you working harder would make me feel less stressed.