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[–] irotsoma@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He'll take one basket out of a fryer and say he worked as a fry cook for the rest of the campaign. Make him do it for a single hour at a peak time without any help and see what happens. Bet he or someone there will end up in the hospital and no one will get any fries.

[–] garretble@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We'll get photos of him in his suit holding a fry basket, and the dupes will say he's "just like us."

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A new and pristine basket that will work just as hard as he will.

[–] nous@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

And the basket will be upside down.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make him live off of the salary for a month as well

[–] scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Easy there, satan. No need to be inhumane.