wahfflez

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Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. (lemmy.world)
 
My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dont gib me complements ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

no don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd

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idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜 (lemmy.world)
 

mr beast reminds me of a chinchilla

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My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. (lemmy.world)
 
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(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron (lemmy.world)
 
[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (5 children)

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn

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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. (lemmy.world)
 
Travelling with dad and the normal looking hotel he booked turned out to be some sort of love hotel in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls

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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” (lemmy.world)
 
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my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it (lemmy.world)
 
ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself

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ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness (lemmy.world)
 
A Request to the Fediverse Community in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

lurk no longer

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