tyrefyre

joined 1 year ago
[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Iced. No sweeteners at all.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this time is measured in hours not days.

And if I take my socks off for some reason, like getting home from work, they’re done, I’ll grab a fresh pair if I were to need them again that day.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 185 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Arms dealers.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Only if you do so quietly.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

USB drives? FUCK I’ve been printing them out on my inkjet to return.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

Like I don’t give a shit how old someone is. If you show up in a costume I’m giving you candy. No matter the age. I don’t know why you’d care what she’s doing, how is it hurting you or anyone else?

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You don’t like to lose? Guess what the other person doesn’t like to either. Try being happy for them when they get a win, instead of down on yourself for losing. Learn from any mistakes you made or learn how they were able to win.

No one wants to play with someone who always beats them.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh fuck, he didn’t drop the ring in after all. He’s still got it!

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