the_itsb

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] the_itsb@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the_itsb = the Ill-Tempered Sea Bass, and though it's a batfish and not a sea bass, I've always thought this guy conveys the ill-tempered part beautifully.

Who I actually am as a person is a little more like some kind of crab. There's the strawberry crab, who is "small, brightly-colored ... known to be quite toxic," which sounds just like me without medication. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And then there's the black-eyed hermit crab, who "often inhabits shells left by massive moon snails ... often covered with colorful pink anemone-like hydroids, making this critter even cuter."

[โ€“] the_itsb@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

The original Rice Krispies Treats cereal was the best. The current is a pale imitation and lacks the depth of flavor the original had - it wasn't overly sweet, and it had a perfect balance of vanilla and puffed rice flavor that is hard to explain.

[โ€“] the_itsb@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

gently slaps side

"This baby can hold so many trips to the underworld!"

[โ€“] the_itsb@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

I don't dispute for a second that Elon's an idiot, but his ex-wife did ask him to buy and kill Twitter:

"Can you buy Twitter and then delete it, please!? xx" Riley allegedly texted Musk on March 24. "America is going INSANE."

Maybe it's not 3D chess but just transparent - yet effective! - stupidity. Buying Twitter was fiscally foolish, but it does seem like he's gonna kill it, so ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] the_itsb@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His ex-wife did ask him to buy and kill Twitter:

"Can you buy Twitter and then delete it, please!? xx" Riley allegedly texted Musk on March 24. "America is going INSANE."

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