spaghetti_hitchens

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Haiti: Airlines suspend flights as Spirit plane hit by gunfire in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

$50 surcharge for seats with a kevlar cushion

We're all SpongeBob in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

Laughs in Mel Blanc

Does It Not? in c/achievers@lebowski.social
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Treat them like people in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
Waxwing vs X-wing in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Is the waxwing even trying?

My local Publix removed the water dispenser in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

It's technically a water dispenser

Burning Up in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

I was gifted an unopened pack of 3.5" floppy disks. What should I do with them? (wrong answers only) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

Basalt Baddie in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 17 points 3 months ago

Barber: I put a hex on you