sarsaparilyptus

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[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this before or after the comic where he defeated birth control to impregnate his wife without her consent?

People like this don't feel remorse, they aren't capable of it. Lying to placate the dumb masses is natural to them, because they assume that all other human beings can only feel either rage or greed like they do.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wouldn't know, I only shart my pants in Walmart's Amigo Carts, not space. I can tell you that eating Jack in the Box massively increases forward thrust though.

This is not the Katamari Damacy people, it's the people who ported Katamari Damacy Reroll.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right, assuming they're not lying, which isn't the kind of assumption you should ever make in the tech industry.

Oh come on, it's not like I asked you to picture your own conception right down to the expression on your mom's face when your dad creampied her. That would have just been cruel.

The extent of my American education on this matter, paraphrased:

"During President Eisenhower's farewell address, he warned the American people against increasing social polarization and the dominance of the military-industrial complex, and then it happened anyway. Ain't that some shit? Write a paper comparing the ways we ignored the warnings in Eisenhower's farewell address against the ways we also ignored the warnings in George Washington's farewell address."

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.

How servile. A man, a free thinker, pisses and shits where he pleases with no warning. A man chooses, a slave obeys.

The CG elements are lit from different angles with different color temperatures, it looks like the movie version of making collages by cutting pictures out of magazines

"But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where would we be?"

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