rsh

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[–] rsh@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Oh no. Why did you have to post this?

Hollywood, 2 seconds from now

“Coming in 2025! You’ve seen Cocaine Bear, now come see Cocaine Shark! Starring Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, a pile of sweaty hockey gear and 57 tons of raw sewage, it’s Cocaine Bear! The movie no one asked for, starring actors with no discernible talent or appeal. Buy you tickets now!”

[–] rsh@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Privacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past

[–] rsh@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (22 children)

I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.

[–] rsh@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”

Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”

[–] rsh@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.