ppetrelli

joined 1 year ago

TIL: If a fly gets so deep in your ear you can’t even see it, pour some baby oil in. It encapsulates the fly and eventually it will slip out. in c/todayilearned@lemmy.ml

[–] ppetrelli@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had that happen too! With a small beatle though, and every time it tried to fly it was like electric shocks going directly into my brain. It left a couple of minutes after I managed to stay calm.

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you now wake up everyday to the theme song of the last show you watched. how blessed/fucked are you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] ppetrelli@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Somewhere in between. Watched Pippi Longstockings with the kids. It’s a fond tune from my childhood but I don’t know for how long I’ll call myself blessed.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] ppetrelli@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

This is THE answer right here

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