myeyesburn

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Man arrested when trying to enter U.S. Capitol with a torch and flare gun, police say in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] myeyesburn@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

That man's name? "Albert Einstein!"

Where the robber meets the road in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

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I spy with my little eye... (lemmy.world)
 
You are compared with 99 other people chosen randomly. If you are better than everyone else in a specific domain, you win 1 million €/$. What do you choose? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I've still won. 100 times.

What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not your buddy, pal!