morphballganon

... just make sure you don't light the grass or your neighbor's house on fire

My last job was pretty badass.

Also quite a few notches on my bed post.

Oh you meant permanently. I thought you were assuming a built-in on/off switch.

My headcanon is that the Hero of Time and the Hero of Winds are lefties, and the Hero of the Sky and the Hero of the Wild are righties.

The Hero of Twilight is, uh, ambidextrous. Don't ask me how he flips the handle and strap around on his shield.

Classic doorbells can't be turned off

And I think their point is that landscapers should ask before knocking at 5am since most people aren't up that early

My house didn't come with a doorbell. My wife said "we need to install a doorbell." I asked "what for?" She hasn't been able to come up with a good reason, so it hasn't happened.

Power Rangers?

I prefer Vanilla Coke zs and Sprite zs personally.

Some women who play games don't broadcast their gender, to avoid harassment.

There are some games that are played by more women than men, like Animal Crossing.

Hi. I'm doing fine. Had trouble sleeping last night, so tonight I took an edible to help wind down. Waiting for it to kick in...

Hot AND warm?

Did you mean to say dry?

What sequel now?