mokus

joined 1 year ago
[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 hours ago

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 month ago

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

“If the shoreline fits”

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What’s Elon?

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Just not that one