maculata

This is the first post I’ve ever saved for consumption later.

How do we know the guy was a virgin?

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!!”

TIL the African National Congress makes audio equipment.

Samsung has been leading the charge towards enshittification for many years.

All the cool kids hanging on the street corners play saxophones.

Not being a fucking ADHD retard. … and I still haven’t learned it properly.

I’m not a troll, thanks. I merely have a very dim view of adults watching this stuff because it turns out that 90% are obese incel neck beards who turn violent.

Good job. Waste not, want not.

Ah yes. OK, I missed that detail in the text.

Mind you they’re only Jubilee Clips when they’re used to hold a King’s or Queen’s Jubilee together.

Otherwise they’re just ‘hose clamps’.

Fucking magnets.

The thing is. Any advert I hear is typically for a product I will never purchase. And TBH even if it was a category of thing I might purchase, the fact that I’m being assaulted by an advert means I am guaranteed not to purchase that thing.