full_on_rapist

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Wasn't prepared for all the dudes telling me to beat my kids in c/dadsplain@lemmy.ca
[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

My own mother encourages me to beat my kids, just like she did to me. And the bitch wonders why I don't answer her phone calls.

What tricks do you use to make sure you eat your daily fruits and vegetables? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Make sure you swallow them when you're done chewing.

Are you able to read in your dreams? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You guys have dreams?

I love hearing rain outside, it means I don't have to go anywhere in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Keep working at it and I know you can be a bigholder some day, champ.

There was an explosion at the cheese factory down my street... in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cheese

The Spotify Car Thing cost $100, but I can't use it anymore. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'll do it for $10.