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The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.

My wife just made a bagel, egg, bacon and American cheese sammich, pretty damn tasty

I’ve been using Memmy the most so far, just waiting for more content to be generated here