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joined 1 year ago
[–] arensb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"I don't get it, dad. What's a check?"

[–] arensb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, there's a lot to be said for letting the hosting be done by people who know what they're doing.

[–] arensb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I remember a friend telling me, "I'm going vegetarian: I'm switching to only corn-fed beef."

[–] arensb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just remember:

Fahrenheit:

  • 0: too cold!
  • 100: too hot!

Celsius:

  • 0: somewhat cold.
  • 100: you're dead.

Kelvin:

  • 0: you're dead.
  • 100: you're dead.
[–] arensb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I met a CEO once, and asked him how many people work in his company. He said, "about half of them".

[–] arensb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I asked my Magic 8-Ball which email app I should use. It said, "Outlook not so good."