ZOSTED

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[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I'm just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Was about to say.

Gary Larson is usually great about leaving the reader to connect the dots. Could've had a piece of airplane wreckage labelled "Canary" or something.

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Oh I see it now. I'm just not used to them ever growing out before getting chipped or ruined somehow

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (9 children)

What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

wtf godless region do you live in?? Never heard of this kind of behaviour.

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well you've still got the press the latinum in something, so that's at one use

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Hahahahahahah holy shit holy fucking shit